Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Inspired by the rich gold and black of Dolce and Gabbana’s A/W 2012 collection, I saw this fabric and knew it was meant to be. Just finished over Thanksgiving weekend, it’s been a great relief since I haven’t sewn anything this ambitious in a long time.
It’s done! I wonder what my next sewing project should be. I’m on a roll!
Gorgeous! The pleating with the paisley? (brocade? tapestry) fabric is just great. Impeccable taste as usual!
This comic is so perfect
IM LAUGHING BC HTE TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO AN ACTUAL SHORT STORY
I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHORT STORY IT WAS THE FUCKING SHIT
OH MY GOD I READ THAT AND IT WAS AWESOME.