life-sweet-like-cinnamon: dezzoi: literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich Me….while making a sandwhich while thinking about what just happened. wot
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
deansangel: LUCIFER STOP IT
When I absolutely hate the outcome of a drawing....
Half of every yaoi ever
Seme: I... I like you (◡‿◡)
Uke: W-what!? But I'm a guy!
Seme: I know but I love you, please be with me
Uke: This is too sudden I... I dunno...
Seme: *kiss* (￣з￣)
Uke: Uwahh! What are you doing, baka! (ﾟДﾟ)
Seme: *feels up*
Uke: St-stop it..! Ah! *pushes away*
Seme: *gets angry* *pushes uke down* (ｏ`皿′ｏ)
Uke: N-no! What are you doing-! AH! (ﾟДﾟ)
Seme: *rips uke's clothes off*
Uke: Please stop! No! ... Uh... Ah... Where are you touching?
Seme: I love you so much mm
Uke: Nooo! It hurts! Stop! (´□｀。)
Uke: *two days later* I... I realized I love you after all
Seme: I will never let you go
*passionate kiss*: (￣з￣) (´ε｀ )
teacher: why didn't you do your homework
me: I was drafted into a ship war it was out of my hands
sorry I wasted a bunch of time reading about the denko guy (´･ω･`)
[Help!] The Girl I'm Dating Isn't My Girlfriend...
vgperson: The third thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´･ω･`) Does this mean we’ve broken up? #2ch They… They haven’t arrested you yet? Read More
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*