Fangirl: I can
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
Steven Moffat in his interview at Paris ComicCon
Interviewer: If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go?
Moffat: Oh, I dunno. Everyone else in the world has a better answer than me right now. Never ask a happy man where he wants to go, i just don't really want to go anywhere.
Moffat: Maybe I would take some Sherlock DVDs back to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and see what he thinks.
Moffat: He'd probably punch me.
davidstrider: what if you were dying and you decided to try and have a really profound and deep last thought but then you thought about dicks how about that what if your last living thought was dicks
jakelaughingalonewithfisticuffs: gosh a lot of tumblr users sure are passionate about boats
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montypythonandtheholyblog: AU where all the Avengers are teachers— Tony’s the smartass physics teacher, the one whose exams are impossibly difficult, but you can’t even hate him for that, because he tells the best stories and lets you swear and eat in class or use your phone, because he…